With Hurricane Sandy expected to cause all sorts of nasty things to happen here in the northeast over the next few days I've battened down all the hatches in expectation of widespread and prolonged power outages. If everything goes down I won't have power to say that I don't have power (funny how that works, huh?), so I'm letting you know it advance. If I'm not here on-time Tuesday don't expect to see me at all.

And send food!! Or at least booze. Yeah, on second thought forget the food, just send booze.