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Author:  Maverick [ Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Haiku

I'm telling you people, that "walks into a bar" haiku thing is an untapped art form and deserved full poinks.

1) horse walks into bar....the bartender says to him.... hey, why the long face?
2) neutron walks in bar.... asks barman, how much for drink?.... For you sir, no charge
3) E-Flat walks in bar.... bartender says "get out now!.... we don't serve minors"
4) horse walks into bar.... startled bartender says "Hey!!".... Horse says "straight, no ice"
5) rabbi priest and monk... walk into bar, barman asks... "this some kind of joke?"

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