TBaller:  'According to historical sources, what did Napoleon order
   his troops to fire at the nose of for target practice?'
   Spammy: 'Jimmy Durante.'

Jazz:  'In Cervantes' classic novel 'Don Quixote', the brave but errant title
character fights various perceived injustices in the name of his lady love,
a fictional maiden with what 'sweet' name?'
BobC:  'Glucose.'
BZB:  'Sugarmama.'
Rick:  'Honeydew'
skep:  'Sugart*ts.'
Trina:  'Sweets.'
(Answer is Dulcinea)

Rowena:  'What is the connection between Michael Jackson and a
Manakin bird?'
toejam:   'Nosejob.'
spiritseeker:  'Glove.'
spiritseeker:  'Black.'
toejam:  'Loves kids.'
victort:  'Both strange?'
jelly1000:   'Colour change.'
BobC: 'Both white?'
spiritseeker:  'Both look like females.'
(Answer is that both moonwalk)

applet222: 'ELVIS SONG TITLE: ‘I’m Left, You’re Right, She’s _______.’  
skep:  'A centrist?'

Trina:  'In South Korea, people remove their _________ when talking to
an elder to show respect.'
BobC:  'Eyebrows.'
TBaller:  'Dr. Scholls.'
Spammy:  'Hair.'
pusdoc:  'Obi.'
Rick:  'Shirt.'
SoundTechie:  'Underwear.'
Rick:  'Pants.'
TBaller:  'Dentures.'
Hez:  'Jacket.'
SoundTechie:  'Genitals.'
(Answer is eyeglasses)

applet222:   'The goddesses Aglaia, Euphrosyne and Thalia were
collectively known as the three ________.'
toejam:  'Amigos.'

Rowena:  'Where would you find a gnomon?'
maxbearjr:  'Run over by luggage.'
toejam:   'Garden.'
maxbearjr:  'On a lawn.'
jelly1000:  'In harry potter.'
maxbearjr: 'In the ballfield lights.'
(Answer: It's the pointer on a sundial)

Trina:  'Members of the adder and the rattlesnake families are
collectively known as this type of snake.'
softwolf:  'Trouser.'

BobC:  'A breeding salmon is called a _______.'
Princess:   'Salmonella!!!'

Rowena:  'Only one of the original 12 apostles was not martyred – which
one?'
Rowena   'A: John the Evangelist – he survived being boiled in oil!'
victort:  'They shouldn't have boiled him..........he was a friar.'

Trina:  'What first name did Lizzie Borden assume and begin to use after
her trial?'
BobC:  'I don't know but I'll axe her.'

applet222:   'There are 31,557,600 seconds in a/an _________.'
bubba:    'Awkward moment.'

psufreak:  'All of the moons of the solar system are named after Greek or
Roman gods… except for Uranus’s which are named after what?'
pusdoc:  'Dingleberries.'
JPaul:  'Clingons.'

applet222:   'When gentlemen in medieval Japan wished to seal an
agreement, they formed a crisscross with these.'
TBaller:   'Cherry blossoms.'
Camille33:  'Chopsticks.'
Hez:  'Eyes.'
Rowena:  'Penises?'
(Answer is streams of urine)

Tballer:  'In what city is the Bowling Hall of Fame located?'   
spammy:  'Bowling Green.'

Rowena:  'What is the (admittedly tenuous) musical connection between
Charles Bronson and baseball player Phil Linz?'
DaveNI:  'They're both Polish.'
spiritseeker:  'Both sang the anthem.'
BobC:  'Both have guns for arms.'
TabbyTom:  'Neither can sing?'
(Answer is 'Harmonica' – Bronson’s character in Once upon a time in the
west, and the Yogi Berra ‘harmonica incident’ on the team bus. (1964)

BobC:  'A skin infestation of mites is commonly known as ________.'
Princess:  'Dolomites!'

applet222:    'What song containing the number four in the title was a hit
in May, 1957 for two different singers named Jim – Jim Reeves and Jim
Lowe?'
Lilah:  'Do not foursake me o my darlin'.'
skep:  'Four he's a jolly good fellow.'

skep:    'TRIBOND: PUNCH / PETER / JACK'
(answer was rabbit)
softwolf:  'What's a rabbit punch?'
skep:  'A punch in the kidneys.'
victort:  'Soft .....it's a furry drink.  Puts hare on your chest.'

psufreak:  ' What tool is the nickname of the founder of the Carolingian
Empire, Charles Martel?'
Rick:  'Screwdriver.'
JPaul:  'Left-handed monkey wrench.'
(Answer was Hammer)
'BUBBA'ISMS IX
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