| skep: 'In one of the more benign studies done with rats, it was discovered that they do this when tickled (although in an ultrasonic range.)' toejam: 'Fart.' Hez: ' Wee.' maxbearjr: 'Pee.' DaveNI: 'Thermonuclear explosion.' driving: 'Sing 'muskrat love'.' maxbearjr: 'Sing Oklahoma.' (Answer was laugh/giggle) applet222: 'What element’s symbol is ‘P’?' bubba: 'Urine.' applet222: ‘What is the proper term for a castrated male pig?’ BobC: ‘Sow.’ Rick: ‘Dinner.’ victort: ‘Soprano?’ J.Paul: ‘Pick him up by his hind legs he’s a wheelbarrow.’ ensiform: 'In Greek mythology, which of the three Moirae (Fates) cut a person’s thread of life?' BobC: 'Scissorhands.' applet222 'Nyx was the Greek Goddess of the _______.' skep 'Reasonably-priced faux-leather recliners.' Hez: 'If you add an apple to your bouquet to present to your beloved, what message are you giving?' BobC: 'Bite me.' applet222: 'You want to poison her?' ezy2000: 'You're cheap.' boon: 'You need to eat more.' skep: 'You think they need more fiber.' Spammy: 'You're a fruit?' just4keeks: 'She's a crab.' applet222: ‘What Germanic tribe sacked Rome in 455 A.D.?’ Hez: ‘Busygoths.’ spiritseeker: 'LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE: Hole in the earth in which Mr. Scott almost dies from the gas.' ezy2000: 'Outhouse.' (Answer was the well.) applet222: ‘Finish the Smith-Barney ad featuring ‘The Paper Chase’s John Houseman: ‘We make money the old fashioned way - _____ _______ _____.’ keeks: ‘We print it out.’ TBaller: ‘We steal it.’ Spammy: ‘We mint it.’ Jodster: ‘We embezzle it.’ keeks: ‘We steal from the rich.’ (Answer was ' We earn it.' applet222: ‘GENESIS ALBUM: ‘The ______ Lies Down on Broadway.’ skep: ‘Aspiring actress.’ Jazz: 'The mass of what object in our solar system was calculated to be approximately 6.6 sextillion tons by 'The World Book Encyclopedia' in 2001?' TBaller: 'Rosie O’Donnell' ensiform: ' In cooking, “barding” refers to adding what to roasting meat?' BobC: 'Shakespeare.' spiritseeker: 'PHYSICAL SCIENCE: A substance that has definite volume but no shape and is intermediate between a solid and a gas is a _________.' Spammy: 'A jello shot.' Hez: 'Southern right whales were so called because they are found in southern waters and what other reason?' BobC: 'They are female (always right.)' jsurber: 'They were Republican.' skep: 'They listen to Ann Coulter.' Hez: 'Collective nouns. A _______ of racehorses.' pixie: 'Dogfood.' toejam: 'Glue.' (Answer was field, meet, or string of racehorses) skep: 'The 'Silver Beaver' award is given to adults for many years of service in this organization.' toejam: 'Porn.' (Answer is Boy Scouts) skep: 'Someday there will be a skep’s law.' dshellpsu: 'skep's Law: the number of clever answers in a quiz is inversely proportional to the square of the puns times the number of people in the room!' applet222: 'What common household appliance can be used to relieve the pain of an earache?' J.Paul: 'Shotgun.' annie: 'Iron.' nascarmad: 'Blender.' Jazz: 'Elecric drill.' skep: 'Handgun.' Occams_Razor: 'Vacuum cleaner, but carefully.' bubba: 'Carrot scraper.' Jazz: 'Ball peen hammer and a meat thermometer.' Occams_Razor: 'Corkscrew.' skep: 'Sexy au pair.' (Answer is hair dryer.) Jazz: 'Ivan IV 'the terrible,' the great czar of 16th century Russia, held what title prior to becoming 'czar'? BobC: 'Ivan the not so bad.' ensiform: 'According to Norse mythology, what was the only material that could kill the god Balder?' boon: 'Rogaine.' Hez: 'In 1947, a team at Australia's Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization built CSIRAC, the world's fifth computer, and the first to do what?' boon: 'Crash.' sally: 'Work.' Jazz: 'Sing and dance.' spammy: 'Have a baby.' psufreak: 'Perform ballet.' (Answer was play computer music.) |