'BUBBA'ISMS VI
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remnant_retrofitted: When two angles are combined to make a ninety
degree angle (right angle), they are technically known as ________
angles.'
Triviaballer: 'Complementary.'
skep: 'My, what a lovely angle you are.' 'Thanks awfully, and you as well!'
driving: 'No, the best pickup line for angles is 'What's your sine?'
skep: 'I thought it was 'You're acute one.'
skep: 'I secant the motion to abandon these puns.'
peachie: 'Cosines that motion.'
Jazz: 'In supermarkets you will typically see two choices in terms of
beef grades. The superior grade is 'choice,' while the inferior, leaner
grade is called what?'
victort: 'Roadkill?'
pusdoc: 'Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel collaborated on a short film in
1929. What is its name?'
dshellpsu: 'Hello Dali?'
Trina: 'What was Lady Godiva's horse named?' (answer was Aethenoth)
BobC: 'Lucky.'
victort: 'Excited.'
bubba: 'Sneakapeek.'
pusdoc: 'Nature lovers flock at dusk to watch thousands of these
emerge from their roosts under the Congress Bridge in Austin, Texas.'
Jazz: 'The rare Texas Democrat.'
applet222: 'What ancient civilization flourished in Crete from
approximately 2600 to 1450 BC?'
Jazz: 'Minoan.'
pusdoc: 'Cretans still flourish . . . in the White House.'
Trina: 'A nuclear reactor that produces more fissionable material than it
consumes is known as a _______ reactor.'
skep: 'Over-reactor?'
applet222: 'SPELLING: Spell the 'S' word for a servile self-seeker who
attempts to win favor by flattering a person of influence.'
BobC: 'Suck up.'
Trina: 'Which was the last European country to abolish serfdom?'
Triviaballer: 'Russia.'
bestiarii: 'Everybody's goin' serfin'.'
maxbearjr: 'Wish they all could be vladivostok girls.'
bestiarii: 'Help me Volga, help help me Volga!'
psufreak: 'With what instrument was helium first detected on the sun?'
victort: 'Violin?'
applet222: 'Virginia's capital was moved to Richmond in 1780 to elude
British capture. Where was it originally located?'
LadyPenelope: 'Williamsburg.'
Lilah: 'They didn't want the British getting all those amusement parks
and souvenir shops . . .'
bethfay: 'What are the fastest insects, flying 50 to 60 miles per hour?'
driving: 'F-150 Hornets.'
applet222: 'What is the term for sentences and phrases such as 'He
lived as a devil, eh?' (Answer is palindrome)
erekose: 'Being Canadian.'
Triviaballer: 'In Catholic doctrine, where does an individual enter after
death if he/she is neither so sinful as to go to hell nor sufficiently free of
sin to enter heaven?'
Lilah: 'Limbo'
applet222: 'Limbo has been abolished!'
dshellpsu: 'Even in the Caribbean?'
skep: 'Yes, they did away with limbo. All the parishioners were getting
backaches.'
sally: 'Mature sunflowers face this compass direction.'
skep: 'Toward Mecca.'
Trina: 'What French Dynasty ended with the guillotine of King Louis XVI in
1793, only to be restored after Napoleon's abdication in 1814?'
erekose: 'Bourbon.'
skep: 'The 'party down' dynasty.'
maxbearjr: 'Restored by Janis Joplin.'
Ingress: 'Thought Jack Daniels was the Bourbon King.'
applet222: 'Male giraffes will often neck wrestle to establish dominance
in their herds. This behavior is called _______.'
bbbrtf: 'Necking.'
pusdoc: 'Do they get hickeys?'
bbbrtf: 'It's really just heavy petting.'
maxbearjr: 'They gotta get a few beers in 'em first though to do any
good.'
pusdoc: 'Equine is to horse as murine is to _______.' (Answer is mouse)
driving: 'Eyedrops.'
applet222: 'Fruit growers give this term to ripened fruit knocked down by
the wind.' (Answer is windfall)
BobC: 'Easy pickin's.'
Jsurber: 'Wasted.'
bubba: 'Bruised.'
Spammy: 'Umm insurance claim?'
toejam: 'Act of God.'
Triviaballer: 'What 'C' word names the largest rodent in the world, an
animal typically weighing between 75 and 140 pounds?'
duke_dorstfeld: 'Capybara.'
Triviaballer: 'Did you all need the 'C' clue on that question?'
Jazz: 'Otherwise I would have said 'George Bush.'
applet222: 'What 'R' word is used to describe a wine with a high alcohol
content?' (Answer is robust)
bethfay: 'Really good.'
toejam: 'Rolling on the floor drunk.'
Triviaballer: 'Supposedly humans are only born with two fears. One is
falling and the other is this, a fear explored by John B. Watson in the
‘Little Albert’ experiment.' (Answer is fear of loud noises)
skep: 'Castration.'
Bill2004: 'Scrimshaw porn.'
mr_chairman: 'Fear of trivia.'
mr_chairman: 'Fear of fear.'
driving: 'Being on a plane next to Larry King.'
Spammy: 'Melanie Griffith's voice.'
applet222: ‘What British TV cook was deemed 'too sexy' for American
audiences?’
Triviaballer: ‘Julia Child.’