applet222:  ‘Who has the New Orleans International Airport recently been renamed for?’
Thilver:  ‘Katrina.’
driving: ‘Pete Maravich.’
twentyone12:  ‘FEMA Debacle International.’

Jazz:  (About Jackson Pollock) ‘I really like that painting that he did with all the paint dripped everywhere...does anyone
remember what that one is called?’
driving:  ‘It's called "Just Like All the Others."’
maxbearjr:  ‘Nude descending a paint mixing machine, Jazz.’

applet222:  ‘What color are the hottest stars in the universe?’
Spammy:  ‘Blonde.’

applet222:  ‘ICELANDIC PHRASES(Translate please): ‘Hvar er klósettið?’
CityBoy1986: ‘How are you?’
maybe_its_me: ‘Have you a cigarette?’
Seahorse1010:  ‘Do you have a closet?’
maxbearjr: ‘I am constipated.’
nascarmad:  ‘Live long and prosper.’
Lilah:  ‘Do you have any toilet paper?’
driving: ‘Would you like a blintz?’
Seahorse1010: ‘Come out of the closet.’
bubba:  ‘Have a Klondike?’
victort:  ‘Have a clothespin?’
applet222:  ‘A:  Where is the toilet?’

Mountainmage:  ‘President Woodrow Wilson and President Theodore Roosevelt were both prominent members of the
________ Movement, which was designed to reform the nation.’     
softwolf:  ‘Frisbee Throwers.’
remnant_retrofitted:  ‘Gay Republicans.’
Spammy:  ‘Al Gore Fan Club?’
remnant_retrofitted:  ‘Bowel.’

maxbearjr:  ‘What do the Vision, the original Human Torch, and Shield Life Model Decoys have in common?’      
takrom:  ‘Cute outfits.’

Jazz: ‘The earliest known form of modern humans in Europe were these rock-art producing individuals, living
approximately 35,000 years ago and discovered in France. Their hyphenated name?’
oz:  ‘Toulouse-Lautrec.’

skep:  ‘Yet another MST3K from Japan is ‘Prince of Space.’ What is the name of Prince’s recording studio in Chanhassen,
Minnesota called?’     
bestie:  ‘The studio formerly known as studio.’

maxbearjr:  ‘When asked to treat a Horta, Bones McCoy groused he was a doctor, not a ________.’      
the_surfer_dude4:  ‘A masseuse.’
maxbearjr:  ‘Hint: The alien patient was made of stone and bleeding mortar.’
JerryW:  ‘Geologist.’

applet222:  ‘What sport is the most common cause of eye injuries in the U.S.?’
bubba:   ‘Key-hole peeping.’

maybe_its_me:  ‘Charles Martel was the father of which other Frankish ruler?’  
driving:  ‘Pepin the short.’
applet222:  ‘How short was he?’
murwillumbahbarian:  ‘About three dollars.’
Jazz:  ‘Everyone was kind of short back then, to be Frank.’
maxbearjr: ‘Mebbe he was just hobbit forming.’

applet222:  ‘During WWI, anything connected to Germany was renamed to ‘de-Germanize’ it – even the dogs. What breed
of dog was referred to as a ‘Liberty Pup’ in 1917?’
Occams_Razor: ‘German Shepherd.’
applet222:  ‘A:  Dachshund.  Dunno what they called a shepherd.’
Occams_Razor:  ‘A guy in the fields in December?’

maxbearjr:  ‘Who was the Green Arrow’s lover?’
the_surfer_dude4:  ‘Mister Green Jeans.’
bitsy1:  ‘Green Lantern.’
takrom: ‘Green Hornet.’

applet222: ‘Pit bull owners in Rio de Janeiro must have THIS as well as a leash in order to legally walk their dogs.’
carebear: ‘Pooper-scooper.’
peachie: ‘Shotgun.’
Blinkybill:  ‘Big stick.’
Occams_Razor:  ‘A court order.’
maxbearjr:  ‘Great big honkin’ baseball bat.’
Shi:  ‘Doctor and a nurse.’
applet222:  ‘A:  Insurance policies of at least $43,000.’

peachie: ‘The Bureau of Imperial Supplies began producing this in 1391, for the emperor's use in China.’
ezy2000: ‘Toilet paper.’
kharis: ‘World’s greatest invention.’
blavinson26: ‘Kharis, the Romans used a rag on a stick.’
Spammy: ‘Pictures the emperor ----send the royal toilet paper dispatcher.’
carebear:  ‘They’d carry rolls on their lances, Spammy.’
blavinson26: ‘Define lances, caren.’

applet222:  ‘What pop phrase for the bulge of flesh hanging over the top of low-riding jeans or other pants was voted one
of 2005's most creative terms by the American Dialect Society?’
Kellogg:  ‘Love handles.’
x-PANDORA-x: ‘Belly bumper.’
nascarmad:  ‘Dunlap disease.’
maybe_its_me:  ‘Fatty batty.”
bitsy1:  ‘Jelly belly.’
applet222: ‘Hint – it’s a breakfast item.’
nascarmad:  ‘Cinnamon buns.’
Kellogg:  ‘Ham and eggs.’
ezy2000:  ‘Honey buns.’
applet222:  “A:  Muffin top!’

skep:  ‘Q: In ‘Gorgo,’ the Irish locals repeatedly call the English characters a word that is not only used by them but also by
Highland Scots referring to the lowlanders as a term of mild derision; derived from ‘Saxon.’  
driving:  ‘Sax fiend.’
Spammy:  ‘Saxist.’
skep: ‘A: Sassenach.’

remnant_retrofitted:  When two angles are combined to make a ninety degree angle (right angle), they are technically
known as ________ angles.'
Triviaballer:  'Complementary.'
skep:  'My, what a lovely angle you are.' 'Thanks awfully, and you as well!'
driving:  'No, the best pickup line for angles is 'What's your sine?'
skep:  'I thought it was 'You're acute one.'
skep:  'I secant the motion to abandon these puns.'
peachie: 'Cosines that motion.'

Jazz:  'In supermarkets you will typically see two choices in terms of beef grades.  The superior grade is 'choice,' while
the inferior, leaner grade is called what?'
victort:  'Roadkill?'

pusdoc:  'Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel collaborated on a short film in 1929. What is its name?'
dshellpsu:  'Hello Dali?'

Trina:  'What was Lady Godiva's horse named?' (answer was Aethenoth)
BobC:  'Lucky.'
victort:  'Excited.'
bubba:  'Sneakapeek.'  

pusdoc:  'Nature lovers flock at dusk to watch thousands of these emerge from their roosts under the Congress Bridge in
Austin, Texas.'
Jazz:  'The rare Texas Democrat.'

applet222: 'What ancient civilization flourished in Crete from approximately 2600 to 1450 BC?'
Jazz:  'Minoan.'
pusdoc:  'Cretans still flourish . . . in the White House.'

Trina:  'A nuclear reactor that produces more fissionable material than it consumes is known as a _______ reactor.'
skep:  'Over-reactor?'

applet222:  'SPELLING:  Spell the 'S' word for a servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering a person of
influence.'
BobC:  'Suck up.'

Trina:  'Which was the last European country to abolish serfdom?'
Triviaballer:  'Russia.'
bestiarii:  'Everybody's goin' serfin'.'
maxbearjr:  'Wish they all could be vladivostok girls.'
bestiarii:  'Help me Volga, help help me Volga!'

psufreak:  'With what instrument was helium first detected on the sun?'
victort:  'Violin?'

applet222:  'Virginia's capital was moved to Richmond in 1780 to elude British capture.  Where was it originally located?'
LadyPenelope:  'Williamsburg.'
Lilah: 'They didn't want the British getting all those amusement parks and souvenir shops . . .'

bethfay:  'What are the fastest insects, flying 50 to 60 miles per hour?'
driving: 'F-150 Hornets.'

applet222:  'What is the term for sentences and phrases such as 'He lived as a devil, eh?'  (Answer is palindrome)
erekose:  'Being Canadian.'

Triviaballer:  'In Catholic doctrine, where does an individual enter after death if he/she is neither so sinful as to go to hell
nor sufficiently free of sin to enter heaven?'
Lilah:  'Limbo'
applet222:  'Limbo has been abolished!'
dshellpsu:  'Even in the Caribbean?'
skep:  'Yes, they did away with limbo.  All the parishioners were getting backaches.'

sally:  'Mature sunflowers face this compass direction.'
skep:  'Toward Mecca.'

Trina:  'What French Dynasty ended with the guillotine of King Louis XVI in 1793, only to be restored after Napoleon's
abdication in 1814?'
erekose:  'Bourbon.'
skep:  'The 'party down' dynasty.'
maxbearjr:  'Restored by Janis Joplin.'
Ingress:  'Thought Jack Daniels was the Bourbon King.'

applet222:  'Male giraffes will often neck wrestle to establish dominance in their herds. This behavior is called _______.'
bbbrtf:  'Necking.'
pusdoc:  'Do they get hickeys?'
bbbrtf:  'It's really just heavy petting.'
maxbearjr:  'They gotta get a few beers in 'em first though to do any good.'
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