applet222: ‘What Star Wars character is an obese, slug-like alien crime lord and gangster?’
bubba: ‘Pizza the hut?’
Jazz: ‘What sort of weapon is a twibill (hand-held weapon of olden times)?’
bubba: ‘Don’t axe me.’
Jazz: ‘Bubba is correct!’
driving: ‘Q: What wine would Orson Welles not sell before its time?'
bubba: ‘Mogan David.’
Jazz: ‘October 25, 1920: Greek King Alexander I dies a bizarre death, of sepsis, after being
bitten by his exotic pet. What type of animal spelled Alexander's doom?’
donner_party_animal: ‘Where did it bite him anyway?’
shi: ‘In the asp.’
Jazz: ‘What are the fleshy filaments that surround the mouth of catfish and carp called?’
bubba: ‘Lips.’
Sassy: ‘The English call it ‘Dinner.”
Jazz: ‘Also sometimes called a till, what is a field of rock debris that has been removed from
its
originally location and transported a distance away by a glacier called?’
Jazz: ‘Donner, Shi and Blavin are correct! A: Moraine or scree.'
carebear: ‘I feel like a moraine in here.’
Lilah: ‘First Nations (Canada) poet Emma La Rocque wrote “The Red In Winter.” What’s the
Red?”
driving: ‘The national debt.’
driving: ‘In music, if C is the tonic, then what is G?’
Occams_Razor: ‘The gin.’
Jazz: ‘What German political philosopher wrote 'The Condition of the Working Class in
England' in 1844?’
carebear: ‘It kant be marx.’
Peachie: ‘Who became Governor of Plymouth Colony in 1621?’
paulh: ‘Miles Standoffish.’
applet222: ‘Residents of Qatar are collectively known as this. (Correct spelling please!)’
shi: ‘Qats’
driving: ‘Quaterbacks.’
skep: ‘Qataracts!’
driving: ‘It takes some getting used to –to see yourself first and not even place in the
question.'
Occams_Razor: ‘Nah, driving. I experience that all the time. I’m married.’
applet222: ‘What group was formed by Roy Orbison, Bob Dylan, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty and
George Harrison in 1988?’
driving: ‘Well I've heard of Jeff Lynne, but who are those other guys?’
applet222: ‘What “boy and horse” show, introduced to TV in 1956, couldn’t compete with the
more popular series “Fury”?’
bubba: ‘Ron Reagan takes a wife’
Occams_Razor: ‘Wish I knew who Edgar Guest was other than the poet laureate of
Michigan.’
carebear: ‘I didn't know or I would have guest at it.’
applet222: ‘What is the name given to a dry stream bed that fills with water briefly after a
desert storm?’
bubba: ‘aroya’
bubba: ‘aroyal’
bubba: ‘aroyylo’
bubba: 'arollloya’
bubba: ‘crapola’
bubba: ‘I no it, cant speelt it.’
bubba: ‘arroya’
bubba: ‘Gully washer’
applet222: ‘What former governor was appointed by Franklin D. Roosevelt on May 3, 1933 to
be the first female director of the U.S. Mint?’
twentyone12: ‘June Carter Cash.’
applet222: "Haw" is a verbal command used to request a beast of burden to perform an
action. What action?’
Occams_Razor: ‘My mule always goes left--Its a revolutionary. . . and the command for a
mule to
stop is "whoa , whoa s**t, whoa!"’
Hawber: ‘Wonders how many donkey drivers shout "haw" with the wife up front too.’
Occams_Razor: ‘Yelled haw at my car, damned thing rear ended the trunk in front of me.’
Jazz: ‘LL Cool J was one of the hottest rappers of the 80s and 90s. What did the two 'L's in
his stage name stand for?’
Spammy: ‘Lurid loser.’
applet222: ‘Until recently, only the great apes and bottle nose dolphins were thought to be
able to recognize themselves in a mirror. What animals have researchers recently added to
the
exclusive self-awareness club?’
skep: ‘Lawyers.’
Jazz: ‘The Battle of Balaclava, a key engagement of this war, was fought to an inconclusive
draw on October 25, 1854. The battle was part of what wider war?’
shi: ‘Prefers baklava.’
driving: ‘Mmmm the battle of baklava.’
donner_party_animal: ‘Nuts vs. honey?’
Occams_Razor: ‘Pastries to the death.’
applet222: ‘The first woman ever to lead a major Native American tribe became Chief of the
Cherokee Nation in 1985. What was her name?’
Cindi: ‘Wilma Mankiller.’
skep: ‘Wow. That’s a harsh name.’
driving: ‘Didn't Hall and Oates have a song about her?’
muldoon: ‘Oho here she comes’
Sassy: ‘Drive, that was her cousin "Maneater."’
applet222: ‘The 1964 Civil Rights Act banned discrimination on the basis of sex, race,
national origin and ________.’
skep: ‘Fashion sense?’
applet222: ‘In 1956, the London Daily Mirror called this entertainer a "deadly, winking,
sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling,
fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love...Without doubt, he is the biggest
sentimental vomit of all time . . . a sugary mountain of jingling claptrap wrapped in such a
preposterous clown.”’
donnadimples: ‘Tom Cruise.’ (Answer was Liberace)
jd_cajun_idiot_savant : ‘Note to self: applet does not type in caps, hence don't look for caps.
Duhhhhhh.’
applet222: ‘I am colored, jd!’
jd_cajun_idiot_savant: ‘Ok, but i try not to let race come into it.’
~ ~ ~
applet222: ‘The 1974 film “The Towering Inferno” won three Oscars including Best Song.
What song won the honor?’
applet222: ‘We May ___________’
applet222: ‘We May Never__________’
skep: ‘Roast marshmallows.’
jd_cajun_idiot_savant: ‘We may never see tomorrow.’
Login: ‘Be rescued.’
Occams_Razor: ‘Smoke again.’
driving: ‘We may be burned to a Crisp, but we are hot tonight.’
Occams_Razor: ‘We may never order well done steak again.’
applet222: ‘Who had a hit with “Return to Me” in 1958?’
driving: ‘The U.S. Post Office.’
R-RATED
applet222: ‘Aboard the Space Shuttle Challenger on October 11, 1984, what famous first did
Kathryn D. Sullivan achieve for American women?’
Kilroy_of_aus: ‘Menstruated.’
carebear: ‘Gave birth.’
bubba: ‘Big O.’
applet: ‘What song did Paul Anka write in 1960 to explain his feelings for girlfriend Annette
Funicello?’
bubba: ‘Why don’t we do it in the road.’
Occams_Razor: ‘Speaking of Animal House, what is written under the bust of the founder of
Faber College?’
Occams_Razor: ‘Hint: It would be advantageous in here.’
Occams_Razor: ‘Hint: ________ is good.’
bubba: ‘Nakket coeds?’
bubba: ‘Pizza the hut?’
Jazz: ‘What sort of weapon is a twibill (hand-held weapon of olden times)?’
bubba: ‘Don’t axe me.’
Jazz: ‘Bubba is correct!’
driving: ‘Q: What wine would Orson Welles not sell before its time?'
bubba: ‘Mogan David.’
Jazz: ‘October 25, 1920: Greek King Alexander I dies a bizarre death, of sepsis, after being
bitten by his exotic pet. What type of animal spelled Alexander's doom?’
donner_party_animal: ‘Where did it bite him anyway?’
shi: ‘In the asp.’
Jazz: ‘What are the fleshy filaments that surround the mouth of catfish and carp called?’
bubba: ‘Lips.’
Sassy: ‘The English call it ‘Dinner.”
Jazz: ‘Also sometimes called a till, what is a field of rock debris that has been removed from
its
originally location and transported a distance away by a glacier called?’
Jazz: ‘Donner, Shi and Blavin are correct! A: Moraine or scree.'
carebear: ‘I feel like a moraine in here.’
Lilah: ‘First Nations (Canada) poet Emma La Rocque wrote “The Red In Winter.” What’s the
Red?”
driving: ‘The national debt.’
driving: ‘In music, if C is the tonic, then what is G?’
Occams_Razor: ‘The gin.’
Jazz: ‘What German political philosopher wrote 'The Condition of the Working Class in
England' in 1844?’
carebear: ‘It kant be marx.’
Peachie: ‘Who became Governor of Plymouth Colony in 1621?’
paulh: ‘Miles Standoffish.’
applet222: ‘Residents of Qatar are collectively known as this. (Correct spelling please!)’
shi: ‘Qats’
driving: ‘Quaterbacks.’
skep: ‘Qataracts!’
driving: ‘It takes some getting used to –to see yourself first and not even place in the
question.'
Occams_Razor: ‘Nah, driving. I experience that all the time. I’m married.’
applet222: ‘What group was formed by Roy Orbison, Bob Dylan, Jeff Lynne, Tom Petty and
George Harrison in 1988?’
driving: ‘Well I've heard of Jeff Lynne, but who are those other guys?’
applet222: ‘What “boy and horse” show, introduced to TV in 1956, couldn’t compete with the
more popular series “Fury”?’
bubba: ‘Ron Reagan takes a wife’
Occams_Razor: ‘Wish I knew who Edgar Guest was other than the poet laureate of
Michigan.’
carebear: ‘I didn't know or I would have guest at it.’
applet222: ‘What is the name given to a dry stream bed that fills with water briefly after a
desert storm?’
bubba: ‘aroya’
bubba: ‘aroyal’
bubba: ‘aroyylo’
bubba: 'arollloya’
bubba: ‘crapola’
bubba: ‘I no it, cant speelt it.’
bubba: ‘arroya’
bubba: ‘Gully washer’
applet222: ‘What former governor was appointed by Franklin D. Roosevelt on May 3, 1933 to
be the first female director of the U.S. Mint?’
twentyone12: ‘June Carter Cash.’
applet222: "Haw" is a verbal command used to request a beast of burden to perform an
action. What action?’
Occams_Razor: ‘My mule always goes left--Its a revolutionary. . . and the command for a
mule to
stop is "whoa , whoa s**t, whoa!"’
Hawber: ‘Wonders how many donkey drivers shout "haw" with the wife up front too.’
Occams_Razor: ‘Yelled haw at my car, damned thing rear ended the trunk in front of me.’
Jazz: ‘LL Cool J was one of the hottest rappers of the 80s and 90s. What did the two 'L's in
his stage name stand for?’
Spammy: ‘Lurid loser.’
applet222: ‘Until recently, only the great apes and bottle nose dolphins were thought to be
able to recognize themselves in a mirror. What animals have researchers recently added to
the
exclusive self-awareness club?’
skep: ‘Lawyers.’
Jazz: ‘The Battle of Balaclava, a key engagement of this war, was fought to an inconclusive
draw on October 25, 1854. The battle was part of what wider war?’
shi: ‘Prefers baklava.’
driving: ‘Mmmm the battle of baklava.’
donner_party_animal: ‘Nuts vs. honey?’
Occams_Razor: ‘Pastries to the death.’
applet222: ‘The first woman ever to lead a major Native American tribe became Chief of the
Cherokee Nation in 1985. What was her name?’
Cindi: ‘Wilma Mankiller.’
skep: ‘Wow. That’s a harsh name.’
driving: ‘Didn't Hall and Oates have a song about her?’
muldoon: ‘Oho here she comes’
Sassy: ‘Drive, that was her cousin "Maneater."’
applet222: ‘The 1964 Civil Rights Act banned discrimination on the basis of sex, race,
national origin and ________.’
skep: ‘Fashion sense?’
applet222: ‘In 1956, the London Daily Mirror called this entertainer a "deadly, winking,
sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling,
fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love...Without doubt, he is the biggest
sentimental vomit of all time . . . a sugary mountain of jingling claptrap wrapped in such a
preposterous clown.”’
donnadimples: ‘Tom Cruise.’ (Answer was Liberace)
jd_cajun_idiot_savant : ‘Note to self: applet does not type in caps, hence don't look for caps.
Duhhhhhh.’
applet222: ‘I am colored, jd!’
jd_cajun_idiot_savant: ‘Ok, but i try not to let race come into it.’
~ ~ ~
applet222: ‘The 1974 film “The Towering Inferno” won three Oscars including Best Song.
What song won the honor?’
applet222: ‘We May ___________’
applet222: ‘We May Never__________’
skep: ‘Roast marshmallows.’
jd_cajun_idiot_savant: ‘We may never see tomorrow.’
Login: ‘Be rescued.’
Occams_Razor: ‘Smoke again.’
driving: ‘We may be burned to a Crisp, but we are hot tonight.’
Occams_Razor: ‘We may never order well done steak again.’
applet222: ‘Who had a hit with “Return to Me” in 1958?’
driving: ‘The U.S. Post Office.’
R-RATED
applet222: ‘Aboard the Space Shuttle Challenger on October 11, 1984, what famous first did
Kathryn D. Sullivan achieve for American women?’
Kilroy_of_aus: ‘Menstruated.’
carebear: ‘Gave birth.’
bubba: ‘Big O.’
applet: ‘What song did Paul Anka write in 1960 to explain his feelings for girlfriend Annette
Funicello?’
bubba: ‘Why don’t we do it in the road.’
Occams_Razor: ‘Speaking of Animal House, what is written under the bust of the founder of
Faber College?’
Occams_Razor: ‘Hint: It would be advantageous in here.’
Occams_Razor: ‘Hint: ________ is good.’
bubba: ‘Nakket coeds?’
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