Hez:   'Which old testament patriarch married his half-sister?'
JPaul:  'All of them.'

spammy:  'In Philadelphia, a statue of Ben Franklin at the American Philosophical Society is said to come to life periodically
and do what?'
Jazz:   'Breakdance.'
JediMaster538:  'Fly a kite.'
twentyone12:  'Orate.'
toejam:   'Chicken dance.'
JP:   'The Boogaloo.'
sparkster:  'Get drunk.'
maxbearjr:  'Minuet.'
BobC:  'Close the window.'
Hez:  'Light up.'
(Answer was 'dance in the street.')

spiritseeker:   'GEOGRAPHY:  From the Cree Indian word maskek, it’s a peaty bog of northern North America.'
oz:   'Canada.'

spammy:   'Besides being omens of death, Irish banshees also try to steal unsuspecting souls by leaving what items lying
around, hoping someone will pick one up?'
skep:   'Lucky charms.'
maxbearjr:  'Big macs.'
twentyone12:   ' ipods.'
psufreak:  'Leprechauns.'
sparkster:   'Bottles of whisky.'
BobC:  'Pics of Britney.'
psufreak:   'Soccer commentators.'
(answer was silver combs)

Rowena:   'Which famous name was first recorded in an old Norse Saga, and means “protective spirit who wields a magical
wand”?'
driving:  Leonard Bernstein

pusdoc:    'What was the title of Katharine Hepburn’s autobiography?'
driving:     'Me.'
Rowena:  'Luddy my Lovelow.'
skep:     'You Old Poop.'
DaveNI:    'I'm Brilliant I Am.'
BobC:     'Kiss Me Kate.'
DaveNI:   'Miss Piggys would be 'Moi.'
maxbearjr:   'Or 'its all your fault.'
driving:   'You' was already Time's Person of the Year.'
BobC:   'You - my life as a sheep.'
(Answer was 'Me.')

skep:   'Snuppy is an Afghan hound that is famous in scientific circles for being the first _______ dog.'   
victort:   'Knitting.'

applet222:   'What famous three-word order did Winston Churchill give following the loss of the British battlecruiser Hood?'
skep:    'Git 'er done.'
Rowena:   'Make it so.'
bestiarii:    'Need more whisky.'
(Answer was 'Sink the Bismarck!')

BobC:   'A sett is the home of which mammal?  
maxbearjr:  'An Irish setter?'

GREAT QUOTES
driving
:  'Lots of things start with a P, including my day.'

spammy:   'Which triangle is located within a 4 county region of Ohio, known for numerous sightings of a famous creature?'
psufreak:    'The dreaded Isoceles Triangle.'
(Answer was Sasquatch Triangle)

DaveNI:   'What form of transport might rely on a Jesus nut?'
driving:   'A Republican campaign bus.'

BobC:  'What are the “Four Great Inventions of ancient China”?'
Hez:     'Smog.'
Hez:    'Babies.'
skep:  'Gunpowder paper printing and kung pao chicken.'
Rowena:  Bagpipes.'
bubba:  'Geisha.'
Rowena:  'Walls.'
(Answer was the compass, gunpowder, paper, printing)

spammy:     'Below the streets of Moscow, people have been searching for 4 centuries for the secret library of whom?'
victort:   'Conan the librarian.'

Jazz:   'Only NHL players playing in what position can win the defensive-oriented Frank J. Selke Trophy each year?'
bubba:    'Prone.'

erekose:   'Who is perhaps the most famous resident of London’s Highgate Cemetery?'
DaveNI:   'Marx.'
driving:   'It’s a Communist plot, I tell you!'


DaveNI:   'What object was removed from U.S. Post Offices in 2007?'
Jazz:  'The firearms.'
driving:   'Assault rifles in the cafeteria.'
skep:   'Competent quick workers.'
(Answer was 'clocks.'

spammy:  'South Dakota Poet Laureate, Dome Robinson, had the original idea of carving heads in stone as a tourist attraction
for his state. Mt Rushmore evolved from this idea. What type of heads did Robinson initially suggest?'
gamma-ramma:   'Cone heads.'
JediMaster538:  'Shrunken heads.'
twentyone12:    'Buttheads.'
spiritseeker:    'Dead heads.'
toejam:  'Parrotheads.'
JP:   'Duckheads.'
(Answer was folk heroes)

DaveNI:   'What is a saggar?'
skep:   'It’s when Erin goes Braghless.'
peachie:  “I am said to have been inspired to make the first Christmas lights, candles on a tree, after I saw the twinkling of
stars in a forest."
Sassy: “Martha Stewart.”

applet222:  "Who wrote ‘The Clan of the Cave Bear’ and ‘The Mammoth Hunters’?"
Lilah: "Auel."
peachie: "Auel be seeing you, in all the old familiar places. . ."
carebear: "Is that Auel she wrote?"
Sassy: "Auel right, already."  

peachie: “The day after Christmas is what holiday?”
ezy2000:  “According to Walmart, Valentine's Day starts the day after Christmas.”

applet222: “The first coin-operated vending machine dates from at least the first century BC. What religious product did the
machine dispense?”
maxbearjr: “Doves.”
Shi: “Bibles”
Occams_Razor:  “Hosts.”
driving: "Human sacrifices."
linds: "Candles."
skep: "A super-absorbent yarmulke with wings, for those heavy holy days."

Jazz:  “Despite their horrific appearance and thirst for vengeance, which fearsome threesome of Greek goddesses were
euphemistically called the Eumenides, or 'kindly ones'?”
markmyword_81:  "3 stooges."
oz:  “Mothers-in-law.”
bubba:  “Banger sisters.”
applet222:  “'According to their biological classification, human beings are members of what genus?”
driving:  “Homo.”
dadier55:  "What genus thought that up?”
driving: "Needed to be sapient to answer that."

applet222:  “What 19th-century ladies' costume consisted of a dress with a tight bodice and a flowered skirt draped over a
brightly colored petticoat?”
Jazz:  “Dolly Varden.”
applet222: "Yes Jazz!"
Jazz: "She had very large breasts and sang country music . . ."
dadier55: “Can only be worn from 9 to 5.”

applet222:  “Of all the animals that have disappeared from the face of the earth, 9 out of 10 have been ________.”
Spammy: "Dead."
Jazz:  “Delicious.’
Spammy: "Abducted by aliens."

applet222: "PERSONAL AD ABBREVIATIONS: 'NLP' is an abbreviation of what phrase?"
annie: "Non-living person."
cupcake_z: "No licking permitted."
applet222: "Hint . . . First word is 'No.'"
driving: "No large pimples."
Mnorph: "No ladies permitted."
carebear: "No laughing permitted."
bubba: "No lip pursing."
skep: "No loser pussies."

applet222:  “Which school of architecture was associated with Walter Gropius?
driving:  “Bauhaus.”
luddite:  “And if he designed doghouses, they'd be from the Bowwowhaus school.”

Jazz:  “Her interactions with King Rama IV of Siam were carefully recorded in her memoirs, and later became the basis for
Hollywood movies such as 'The King and I'. What was the name of this British governess?”
Shi-cago_Bears: "Anna something."
skep: "Rexick."
skep: "Phylactic."

Jazz: "What revered actor was born Richard Walter Jenkins Jr. in Pontrhydyfen, Wales, later taking on the surname of his
school-master and eventual adoptive father?"
stickey_fingers: "Larry the cable guy!"
Mountainmage: "His city sounds like a chemical compound."

Jazz: "Two wildly exciting sports Qs coming...this first one a hockey Q..."
Shi: "Oh puck."
BUBBAISMS
snippets of game transcripts of the past