skep:  'In one of the more benign studies done with rats, it was discovered
that they do this when tickled (although in an ultrasonic range.)'
toejam:  'Fart.'
Hez:  ' Wee.'
maxbearjr:  'Pee.'
DaveNI:  'Thermonuclear explosion.'
driving:  'Sing 'muskrat love'.'
maxbearjr:  'Sing Oklahoma.'
(Answer was laugh/giggle)

applet222:   'What element’s symbol is ‘P’?'
bubba:    'Urine.'

applet222:    ‘What is the proper term for a castrated male pig?’
BobC:     ‘Sow.’
Rick:       ‘Dinner.’
victort:     ‘Soprano?’
J.Paul:    ‘Pick him up by his hind legs he’s a wheelbarrow.’

ensiform:  'In Greek mythology, which of the three Moirae (Fates) cut a
person’s thread of life?'
BobC:   'Scissorhands.'

applet222   'Nyx was the Greek Goddess of the _______.'
skep    'Reasonably-priced faux-leather recliners.'

Hez:  'If you add an apple to your bouquet to present to your beloved, what
message are you giving?'
BobC:  'Bite me.'
applet222:  'You want to poison her?'
ezy2000:  'You're cheap.'
boon:  'You need to eat more.'
skep:  'You think they need more fiber.'
Spammy:  'You're a fruit?'
just4keeks:  'She's a crab.'

applet222:   ‘What Germanic tribe sacked Rome in 455 A.D.?’
Hez:        ‘Busygoths.’

spiritseeker:  'LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE: Hole in the earth in which Mr.
Scott almost dies from the gas.'
ezy2000:  'Outhouse.'
(Answer was the well.)

applet222:    ‘Finish the Smith-Barney ad featuring ‘The Paper Chase’s John
Houseman: ‘We make money the old fashioned way - _____ _______
_____.’
keeks:        ‘We print it out.’
TBaller:      ‘We steal it.’
Spammy:   ‘We mint it.’
Jodster:     ‘We embezzle it.’
keeks:        ‘We steal from the rich.’
(Answer was ' We earn it.'

applet222:  ‘GENESIS ALBUM: ‘The ______ Lies Down on Broadway.’
skep:        ‘Aspiring actress.’

Jazz:  'The mass of what object in our solar system was calculated to be
approximately 6.6 sextillion tons by 'The World Book Encyclopedia' in 2001?'
TBaller:  'Rosie O’Donnell'

ensiform:   ' In cooking, “barding” refers to adding what to roasting meat?'
BobC:    'Shakespeare.'

spiritseeker: 'PHYSICAL SCIENCE:  A substance that has definite volume but
no shape and is intermediate between a solid and a gas is a _________.'
Spammy:  'A jello shot.'

Hez:  'Southern right whales were so called because they are found in
southern waters and what other reason?'  
BobC:  'They are female (always right.)'
jsurber:  'They were Republican.'     
skep:  'They listen to Ann Coulter.'

Hez:  'Collective nouns.  A _______ of racehorses.'
pixie:  'Dogfood.'
toejam:   'Glue.'
(Answer was field, meet, or string of racehorses)

skep:  'The 'Silver Beaver' award is given to adults for many years of
service in this organization.'
toejam:  'Porn.'
(Answer is Boy Scouts)

skep:  'Someday there will be a skep’s law.'
dshellpsu: 'skep's Law:  the number of clever answers in a quiz is inversely
proportional to the square of the puns times the number of people in the
room!'

applet222:  'What common household appliance can be used to relieve the
pain of an earache?'
J.Paul:  'Shotgun.'
annie:  'Iron.'
nascarmad:  'Blender.'
Jazz:  'Elecric drill.'
skep:  'Handgun.'
Occams_Razor:  'Vacuum cleaner, but carefully.'
bubba:  'Carrot scraper.'
Jazz:  'Ball peen hammer and a meat thermometer.'
Occams_Razor:  'Corkscrew.'
skep:  'Sexy au pair.'
(Answer is hair dryer.)

Jazz:  'Ivan IV 'the terrible,' the great czar of 16th century Russia, held what
title prior to becoming 'czar'?
BobC:  'Ivan the not so bad.'

ensiform:  'According to Norse mythology, what was the only material that
could kill the god Balder?'
boon:  'Rogaine.'

Hez:  'In 1947, a team at Australia's Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial
Research Organization built CSIRAC, the world's fifth computer, and the
first to do what?'
boon:  'Crash.'
sally:  'Work.'
Jazz:  'Sing and dance.'
spammy:  'Have a baby.'
psufreak:  'Perform ballet.'
(Answer was play computer music.)
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