skep: 'In one of the more benign studies done with rats, it was discovered
that they do this when tickled (although in an ultrasonic range.)'
toejam: 'Fart.'
Hez: ' Wee.'
maxbearjr: 'Pee.'
DaveNI: 'Thermonuclear explosion.'
driving: 'Sing 'muskrat love'.'
maxbearjr: 'Sing Oklahoma.'
(Answer was laugh/giggle)
applet222: 'What element’s symbol is ‘P’?'
bubba: 'Urine.'
applet222: ‘What is the proper term for a castrated male pig?’
BobC: ‘Sow.’
Rick: ‘Dinner.’
victort: ‘Soprano?’
J.Paul: ‘Pick him up by his hind legs he’s a wheelbarrow.’
ensiform: 'In Greek mythology, which of the three Moirae (Fates) cut a
person’s thread of life?'
BobC: 'Scissorhands.'
applet222 'Nyx was the Greek Goddess of the _______.'
skep 'Reasonably-priced faux-leather recliners.'
Hez: 'If you add an apple to your bouquet to present to your beloved, what
message are you giving?'
BobC: 'Bite me.'
applet222: 'You want to poison her?'
ezy2000: 'You're cheap.'
boon: 'You need to eat more.'
skep: 'You think they need more fiber.'
Spammy: 'You're a fruit?'
just4keeks: 'She's a crab.'
applet222: ‘What Germanic tribe sacked Rome in 455 A.D.?’
Hez: ‘Busygoths.’
spiritseeker: 'LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE: Hole in the earth in which Mr.
Scott almost dies from the gas.'
ezy2000: 'Outhouse.'
(Answer was the well.)
applet222: ‘Finish the Smith-Barney ad featuring ‘The Paper Chase’s John
Houseman: ‘We make money the old fashioned way - _____ _______
_____.’
keeks: ‘We print it out.’
TBaller: ‘We steal it.’
Spammy: ‘We mint it.’
Jodster: ‘We embezzle it.’
keeks: ‘We steal from the rich.’
(Answer was ' We earn it.'
applet222: ‘GENESIS ALBUM: ‘The ______ Lies Down on Broadway.’
skep: ‘Aspiring actress.’
Jazz: 'The mass of what object in our solar system was calculated to be
approximately 6.6 sextillion tons by 'The World Book Encyclopedia' in 2001?'
TBaller: 'Rosie O’Donnell'
ensiform: ' In cooking, “barding” refers to adding what to roasting meat?'
BobC: 'Shakespeare.'
spiritseeker: 'PHYSICAL SCIENCE: A substance that has definite volume but
no shape and is intermediate between a solid and a gas is a _________.'
Spammy: 'A jello shot.'
Hez: 'Southern right whales were so called because they are found in
southern waters and what other reason?'
BobC: 'They are female (always right.)'
jsurber: 'They were Republican.'
skep: 'They listen to Ann Coulter.'
Hez: 'Collective nouns. A _______ of racehorses.'
pixie: 'Dogfood.'
toejam: 'Glue.'
(Answer was field, meet, or string of racehorses)
skep: 'The 'Silver Beaver' award is given to adults for many years of
service in this organization.'
toejam: 'Porn.'
(Answer is Boy Scouts)
skep: 'Someday there will be a skep’s law.'
dshellpsu: 'skep's Law: the number of clever answers in a quiz is inversely
proportional to the square of the puns times the number of people in the
room!'
applet222: 'What common household appliance can be used to relieve the
pain of an earache?'
J.Paul: 'Shotgun.'
annie: 'Iron.'
nascarmad: 'Blender.'
Jazz: 'Elecric drill.'
skep: 'Handgun.'
Occams_Razor: 'Vacuum cleaner, but carefully.'
bubba: 'Carrot scraper.'
Jazz: 'Ball peen hammer and a meat thermometer.'
Occams_Razor: 'Corkscrew.'
skep: 'Sexy au pair.'
(Answer is hair dryer.)
Jazz: 'Ivan IV 'the terrible,' the great czar of 16th century Russia, held what
title prior to becoming 'czar'?
BobC: 'Ivan the not so bad.'
ensiform: 'According to Norse mythology, what was the only material that
could kill the god Balder?'
boon: 'Rogaine.'
Hez: 'In 1947, a team at Australia's Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial
Research Organization built CSIRAC, the world's fifth computer, and the
first to do what?'
boon: 'Crash.'
sally: 'Work.'
Jazz: 'Sing and dance.'
spammy: 'Have a baby.'
psufreak: 'Perform ballet.'
(Answer was play computer music.)
that they do this when tickled (although in an ultrasonic range.)'
toejam: 'Fart.'
Hez: ' Wee.'
maxbearjr: 'Pee.'
DaveNI: 'Thermonuclear explosion.'
driving: 'Sing 'muskrat love'.'
maxbearjr: 'Sing Oklahoma.'
(Answer was laugh/giggle)
applet222: 'What element’s symbol is ‘P’?'
bubba: 'Urine.'
applet222: ‘What is the proper term for a castrated male pig?’
BobC: ‘Sow.’
Rick: ‘Dinner.’
victort: ‘Soprano?’
J.Paul: ‘Pick him up by his hind legs he’s a wheelbarrow.’
ensiform: 'In Greek mythology, which of the three Moirae (Fates) cut a
person’s thread of life?'
BobC: 'Scissorhands.'
applet222 'Nyx was the Greek Goddess of the _______.'
skep 'Reasonably-priced faux-leather recliners.'
Hez: 'If you add an apple to your bouquet to present to your beloved, what
message are you giving?'
BobC: 'Bite me.'
applet222: 'You want to poison her?'
ezy2000: 'You're cheap.'
boon: 'You need to eat more.'
skep: 'You think they need more fiber.'
Spammy: 'You're a fruit?'
just4keeks: 'She's a crab.'
applet222: ‘What Germanic tribe sacked Rome in 455 A.D.?’
Hez: ‘Busygoths.’
spiritseeker: 'LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE: Hole in the earth in which Mr.
Scott almost dies from the gas.'
ezy2000: 'Outhouse.'
(Answer was the well.)
applet222: ‘Finish the Smith-Barney ad featuring ‘The Paper Chase’s John
Houseman: ‘We make money the old fashioned way - _____ _______
_____.’
keeks: ‘We print it out.’
TBaller: ‘We steal it.’
Spammy: ‘We mint it.’
Jodster: ‘We embezzle it.’
keeks: ‘We steal from the rich.’
(Answer was ' We earn it.'
applet222: ‘GENESIS ALBUM: ‘The ______ Lies Down on Broadway.’
skep: ‘Aspiring actress.’
Jazz: 'The mass of what object in our solar system was calculated to be
approximately 6.6 sextillion tons by 'The World Book Encyclopedia' in 2001?'
TBaller: 'Rosie O’Donnell'
ensiform: ' In cooking, “barding” refers to adding what to roasting meat?'
BobC: 'Shakespeare.'
spiritseeker: 'PHYSICAL SCIENCE: A substance that has definite volume but
no shape and is intermediate between a solid and a gas is a _________.'
Spammy: 'A jello shot.'
Hez: 'Southern right whales were so called because they are found in
southern waters and what other reason?'
BobC: 'They are female (always right.)'
jsurber: 'They were Republican.'
skep: 'They listen to Ann Coulter.'
Hez: 'Collective nouns. A _______ of racehorses.'
pixie: 'Dogfood.'
toejam: 'Glue.'
(Answer was field, meet, or string of racehorses)
skep: 'The 'Silver Beaver' award is given to adults for many years of
service in this organization.'
toejam: 'Porn.'
(Answer is Boy Scouts)
skep: 'Someday there will be a skep’s law.'
dshellpsu: 'skep's Law: the number of clever answers in a quiz is inversely
proportional to the square of the puns times the number of people in the
room!'
applet222: 'What common household appliance can be used to relieve the
pain of an earache?'
J.Paul: 'Shotgun.'
annie: 'Iron.'
nascarmad: 'Blender.'
Jazz: 'Elecric drill.'
skep: 'Handgun.'
Occams_Razor: 'Vacuum cleaner, but carefully.'
bubba: 'Carrot scraper.'
Jazz: 'Ball peen hammer and a meat thermometer.'
Occams_Razor: 'Corkscrew.'
skep: 'Sexy au pair.'
(Answer is hair dryer.)
Jazz: 'Ivan IV 'the terrible,' the great czar of 16th century Russia, held what
title prior to becoming 'czar'?
BobC: 'Ivan the not so bad.'
ensiform: 'According to Norse mythology, what was the only material that
could kill the god Balder?'
boon: 'Rogaine.'
Hez: 'In 1947, a team at Australia's Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial
Research Organization built CSIRAC, the world's fifth computer, and the
first to do what?'
boon: 'Crash.'
sally: 'Work.'
Jazz: 'Sing and dance.'
spammy: 'Have a baby.'
psufreak: 'Perform ballet.'
(Answer was play computer music.)
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